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So you want to start pumping?

I love the way my low hanging, pumped up balls like in a jock.

Here are some tips and tricks to help you get started on your pumping adventure.

This page is a work in progress. Come back often for updated content.

Start off small and realistic

If your cock is only 2 inches in diameter, use a 2.25 inch tube to start.Slowly work your way up to larger tubes. This will help you keep your dick in the shape of a dick, not all distorted.

Don't spend a lot of money when starting out

Make sure you like pumping first before you invest in a BullMaster or Monster Tube. Find reasonably priced tubes on Amazon.

Don't buy hand pumps from a leather store

There is a 75% markup on hand pumps. Purchase from Amazon instead. It's called a brake bleeder pump.

Purchase high quality cushions

My personal preference for cushions are the Oxballs Juicy XL for cock tubes and Juicy XXL for combo tubes. I find these cock rings work best for multiple tubes especially if you're using other silicone cushions. 

When you're ready to get serious, purchase a milking pump

Goat milking machines are available for about $80.00 on Amazon. Make sure it's pulsation pump. Many come with batteries so you can move around. 

There is a trick to this pump. On the front of the pump, you will see outlet 1 and 2. Use something to plug outlet 2 otherwise the pump will not make suction.

I like to use warm water when I pump

Warm water in your pump will keep your cock and balls skin more elastic and you'll see better results. You don't need a lot of water, but make it warm. Make sure you use water at the temperature of a hot tub. Don't burn your balls!

Take breaks and refresh your water

When pumping, blood needs to circulate otherwise you might bruise or you might become sore and unable to pump for a few days. Remember, take it slow.



Disclaimer: I am not a professional, pumping or otherwise. All information provided is from my own personal experiences. There is NO medical advice provided; and hopefully you have a Doctor that understands fetishes especially pumping that you can consult.

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Looking for equipment?

Pulsation Milking Machine

Pulsation Milking Machine

Pulsation Milking Machine

This pump is an amazing way to go hands free with your pumping. Rechargeable battery so you can move around or direct power for longevity. 

(Make sure you plug output 2)

Vacuum Tubes

Pulsation Milking Machine

Pulsation Milking Machine

LeLuv 2.00" x 9" Penis Pump Vacuum Cylinder Adult Toy with 18" Royal Blue Silicone Non-Collapsable Hose and Male/Female Air-Tight Locking Fittings

LeLuv 3.70" x 12" Penis Pump Vacuum Cylinder, Seamless Untapered Clear Acrylic Adult Toy with Measur

Vacuum Tubes

Pulsation Milking Machine

Vacuum Tubes

LeLuv 2.00" x 9" Penis Pump Vacuum Cylinder Adult Toy with 18" Royal Blue Silicone Non-Collapsable Hose and Male/Female Air-Tight Locking Fittings

Tube Sleeve

Inexpensive Pump

Vacuum Tubes

LeLuv Penis Pump Magic Sleeve - Large Insertable Vacuum Seal for 2.25 to 2.50" (5.72 to 6.35 cm) Diameter cylinders. Why not jack off while you're cock is in there. 

K Lube Powder

Inexpensive Pump

Inexpensive Pump

Better than JLube! KLube is easier to clean up, stays slicker longer, and a little goes a long way. If it starts to dry out, add a little water or an ice cube to make it slick again. Not so much for pumping, more for my other fetish, fisting.

Brake Bleeder Kit with Hand Vacuum Pump with Gauge Adapters Automotive Brake Fluid Bleeding Set for

Inexpensive Pump

Inexpensive Pump

Inexpensive Pump

Brake Bleeder Kit with Hand Vacuum Pump. Generally used for  Automotive applications, this makes a very affordable alternative to $40+ for a hand pump sold by any fetish retailer. Especially good for water pumping.

A Note About Equipment

As I'm sure you know there is a lot of pumping equipment out there. Some of it garbage and some of it way overpriced for what it is. If you are a beginner, check out these selections on Amazon.com to get you started and before you go to one of the sex shops where they charge you more than twice as much money. You can also check out Pumptoys.com for the Bullmaster Tube as well as other tubes and accessories. 


If you're looking for something that I have used and want to try? Drop me a line and I can provide you with that information. 

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