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So you want to start pumping?

Here are some tips and tricks to help you get started on your pumping adventure.

This page is a work in progress. Come back often for updated content.

Start off small and realistic

If your cock is only 2 inches in diameter, use a 2.25 inch tube to start.Slowly work your way up to larger tubes. This will help you keep your dick in the shape of a dick, not all distorted.

Don't spend a lot of money when starting out

Make sure you like pumping first before you invest in a BullMaster or Monster Tube. Find reasonably priced tubes on Amazon.

Don't buy hand pumps from a leather store

There is a 75% markup on hand pumps. Purchase from Amazon instead. It's called a brake bleeder pump.

Purchase high quality cushions

My personal preference for cushions are the Oxballs Juicy XL for cock tubes and Juicy XXL for combo tubes. I find these cock rings work best for multiple tubes especially if you're using other silicone cushions. 

When you're ready to get serious, purchase a milking pump

Goat milking machines are available for about $80.00 on Amazon. Make sure it's pulsation pump. Many come with batteries so you can move around. 

There is a trick to this pump. On the front of the pump, you will see outlet 1 and 2. Use something to plug outlet 2 otherwise the pump will not make suction.

I like to use warm water when I pump

Warm water in your pump will keep your cock and balls skin more elastic and you'll see better results. You don't need a lot of water, but make it warm. Make sure you use water at the temperature of a hot tub. Don't burn your balls!

Take breaks and refresh your water

When pumping, blood needs to circulate otherwise you might bruise or you might become sore and unable to pump for a few days. Remember, take it slow.



Disclaimer: I am not a professional, pumping or otherwise. All information provided is from my own personal experiences. There is NO medical advice provided; and hopefully you have a Doctor that understands fetishes especially pumping that you can consult.

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Looking for equipment?

Pulsation Milking Machine

Pulsation Milking Machine

Pulsation Milking Machine

This pump is an amazing way to go hands free with your pumping. Rechargeable battery so you can move around or direct power for longevity. 

(Make sure you plug output 2)

Tube Sleeve

Pulsation Milking Machine

Pulsation Milking Machine

LeLuv Penis Pump Magic Sleeve - Large Insertable Vacuum Seal for 2.25 to 2.50" (5.72 to 6.35 cm) Diameter cylinders. 

K Lube Powder

Pulsation Milking Machine

K Lube Powder

Better than JLube! KLube is easier to clean up, stays slicker longer, and a little goes a long way. If it starts to dry out, add a little water or an ice cube to make it slick again. 

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